So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I have another pimple on my ass cheek.
I'll be there in 10 minutes.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
Randomize
