soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
whos cum tastes better, a guy who drinks apple juice or cranberry juice?
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
So i realized that if i bought everything from my google search history for the past week i would have a dolphin, a wolf costume, a unicorn costume, a katana and a bullet proof vest. Not sure how the dolphin would fit in but the rest of it would end up in one awesome night or someone would die. Either way i say we do it.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Breathalizer & tazer party did not go as casually as expected.
If I die young bury me in satin. And make sure there's a taco bar at my funeral.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
His name is Angel. I'm pretty sure he was sent from heaven solely to eat me out.
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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