Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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