Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm a terrible person. There are two guys speaking sign language on the metro platform and at first I thought they were drunk and doing a silly dance.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Drinking bud light and eating rice cakes...this is the closest to getting in shape for spring break as its going to get.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
I'd love to sympathize with you but I'm drunk in a mansion
a pansexual with facepaint started fucking a tall black girl on the bed i was sitting on so im going to mcdonalds
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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