you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
My 7 yo sister is trying to talk my mom into buying her a strawberry margarita. Happy Cinco de Mayo.
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
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