I'm drunk in f*****g wisconsin and want to kill myself.
If it's any consolation, be grateful that you're not in New Jersey.
Def slept AT the bar last night, wow that's a first!
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Please rescue me. but take your time, im getting pizza
spending today hungover and untagging myself from all the pictures of me kissing girls so grandma doesnt have a heart attack. how was your new years?
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
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