The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
Now you have tequila AND fuzzy slippers. Fuck you. I want that to be MY night.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
First she snuck beer into the movies and then proceded to give me a handjob in the dark theatre. I think I'm in love
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