Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
when im not freaking out about dying alone and unloved, i actually really enjoy being single
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
Uhg.. This isn't fair. I just want to have sex with you until i lose consciousness, wake up and start over... is that so much to ask?
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I bet my lungs hate me more than my liver
That's a hard toss up
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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