I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I inhaled my own vomit, how was your night?
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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