Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
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