Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Well after last night it's official...I cannot die...it time to use this power for good instead of handle contests
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Would it be weird to tell him that on his b'day he's dressing up and we're having weird Jesus sex?
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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