Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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