I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
I have shoes on. No pants. And my jacket pockets are full of ketchup and grass. Yes. Good night.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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