At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
dude you guys. You can't throw up in the recycling bin. I don't think vomit is recyclable
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Does buying my brother condoms for Christmas say "keep having sex with her, I like her" or "dear god, do not get this girl pregnant"?
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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