i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
my personal favorite... An "I'm sorry you broke your finger and cant play sports for awhile" blowjob!
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
