you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Just set up my first threesome: a rapper and a Marine. Pretty sure at least 80% of girls in America hate me right now.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
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