I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
He was stoned and starts screaming, "I ain't got but a dollar, I wanna hear waterfalls!". Maybe he can hang with us....
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
The power of the half flaccid cock, and to think, I thought I was just playing accordion in front of her Vagina!
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
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