you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
im going to have to ask you to stop vomiting stars, rainbows, and butterflies all over your facebook statuses...
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
It's my fault I'm alone. My closest relationship is with my blackberry....thank god it vibrates.
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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