I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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