There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
Mark my words I will never date another cop again. I don't care if he's JESUS.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I'm wearing a fleece onesie eating pop tarts on the train to work. Killing it.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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