I then asked the hardee's employee: mam, do you mind if i pay 75 cents in cash and then put the 1.13 on my debit card.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She took a crow from her moms Halloween decorations, taped it to her shoulder, went to the bar and made the guys buy a drinks for both her and the crow.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
No piss test, hell yeah
FALSE ALARM. PISS TEST. I NEED YOUR PISS.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
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