ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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