Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
You were almost as fucked up as I was the night I hooked up with a bob saget look alike...
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
She has that type of face she reminds me of that weird girl from napoleon dynamite only taller and with hoop earrings.
Crawl out into the sunshine and off your vibrator for 7 minutes
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
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