i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
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