And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
she got the salsa and pickles out of the fridge looked at me and said what can i make with this
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Guy from the bar last night left his number on my waterbill on the counter, at the bottom he put don't forget I can hook you up at Little Caesars I work their part time.
You sure know how to pick em.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
Randomize
