I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
he seriously made his penis a facebook.
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
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