People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
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