fuck yea just found my unicorn costume from when i was 8... still fits
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
The hookah bar is playing i'm on a boat. I believe in god again.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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