I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
No awkward lesbian experiences without me
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
I am not saying having unprotected sex in my boss' pool was a good idea, I am just saying it wasn't my worst idea of the summer.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
My breasts were aching with rage.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
This is my life. Enjoy the view
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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