Just saw a car with license plate GYPSYS that was full of gypsies
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Even though ive seen her get fisted by another girl at a party, shes still a doctor.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
She gatecrashed the wedding and managed to get an invite to the open bar reception. Lucky bitch
I am. I woke up on someone's front lawn dressed as max Payne also be proud.
I'm trying. I feel like we're trying to have sex with fruitcake. dry and boring.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
I tried to text you about going to the Lion's Den but sent it to my boss. She was down for it. Please advise.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
Randomize
