We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
The great part about clubs is that you can fart everywhere and nobody knows! The bad part is I'm on e and i have nobody to fondle.
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I offered to go down on her because of how impressive her theatre career was. Stop letting me talk to lesbians.
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