you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
I just learned a new drink. Sloppy Ninja. Half Saki Half Nyquil
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Thankfully US customs doesnt have a checkbox for bringing semen into the country because my hair would still be in CDC quarantine
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Only you can make me eat tacos in your car, while naked, on a dead end road in a ditch on a Thursday night.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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