Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
i just wanna soil my oats bro
please remember that your boobs are bigger than your sisters. when you borrow her shirts they stretch and then shes left flapping in the breeze. dont borrow her clothes anymore. love dad.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i feel like there is just so much pressure to sex him up, its like the weight of the world is on my vagina.
i thought i should point out that whatever else you can say about me, i've still gotten high with a midget.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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