you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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