At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
well i just got discharged from the hospital after getting pegged in the head by a t-shirt gun so thats how my night was.
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
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