I only kidnapped one of them. chill
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
It's 9:07 in the morning and I am so hungover right now I'm about to take the kids I'm babysitting to mf'ing Popeyes bc that's all I want in this world
I'm 2 seconds away from smashing the bottle and drinking it off the counter with a straw.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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