its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had to break into my old house and steal my sex tape. Good times. How have you been?
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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