I should be sponsored by Trojan
you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
She compared sex to doing dishes."You scrub them until they're wet."
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I dont need your sympathy!!!! Just a fifth of vodka and gummy bears...lots and lots of gummy bears to take my agression out on.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
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