He is an equal opportunity slut.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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