i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Would it be playing god to put spaghetti on my pizza?
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
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