Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Yeah, it was all very half-hearted. In the middle of sex we both just stopped and looked at each other and said, "can we just sleep instead?"
That is so sad.
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
honestly the most stressful part of moving is the chance my mom will find my vibrator
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
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