TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
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