Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
People were stuck in the elevator screaming and freaking out. I banged on the door and yelled, "fire depart!" They got excited and then I ran away. lolz
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Guys, as my favorite vagina consultants I have to share something.
My professional advice is not to put lemons in your lady pocket.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
Never underestimate the power of titties
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