I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just want somebody to fondle my boobs while I read fanfiction. Is that too much to ask?
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Randomize
