it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
If you two are having sex, stop. I have something really important to ask you about psychics.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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