He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
Yeah, last night in the parking lot was hot. I'm sure whoever has the surveillance tapes thinks so too.
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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