we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
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