why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
she looked like the before picture.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
My mom just looked at me while watching the fireworks and asked if it reminded me of how I felt after sex. I'm so uncomfortable.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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