TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
she started talking about my kids
was she topless?
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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