How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Best news of the day: the hot chick at the funeral was NOT related to me... Thank god
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
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