All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
some chick tossed a drink in your face at the bar last night. your mouth was opened so i think you ended up swallowing at least half of it. good job.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
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