just heard the best thing ever: calling people's kids "fuck trophies"
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I need moral support for this bender
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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