I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
cell reception changed and I can no longer text you from the toilet... that means I'll be texting you less often, just fyi
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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