i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
What changed your mind?
Being sober
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
I HAVE NEVER BEEN FRIENDZONED IN MY LIFE AND THIS GIRL IS GOING TO MAKE ME QUESTION EVERYTHING. LIKE A GODDAMN CUNT. A WONDERFUL, BEAUTIFUL, MAJESTIC, LESBIAN CUNT.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I'm like 89% sure I could get him to buy me a car in exchange for a half-assed handy.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
