I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
So the TSA can feel me inside and out in front of 40 people, but they catch me fucking in the bathroom 20 feet away and all of a sudden their the decency police
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I still dont see how i drunkenly impressed your mom
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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