that's an acceptable place to lick
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
the only time i'm productive on weed is when i drink.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Good god you suck at this wake up call. Seriously. If I can, after consuming enough vodka to subdue a russian soldier, muster up enough motivation to call you in the morning and send you naked pictures the least you could do is pick up.
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
Ugh it's 2016, why can't our bodies just shed fat on their own
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
Randomize